Conversation about America

Tutoring Student-- Did you read the news today?
Me-- No, what did you see?
TS-- In the United States there was a pree-vat zoo.
--A what?
--A private zoo.
--Oh..? OK? And what about the private zoo?
--Well, there were lions and tigers and chameleons and everything.
--OK? So a rich person had a private zoo..?
--Right, and this woman went to... how do you say carcel?
--Jail. She went to jail.
--OK, so when she went to jail, her husband, he, disparar...
--He shot himself?! Wait, what? Are we still talking about the private zoo?
--And he opened the doors and all the animals escape. Lions, Tigers, Chameleons... How do you say parece?
--"seems."
--The United States seems like a film!

YEP, JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE UNITED STATES.